I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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