what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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