saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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