I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
