He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I think my moral compass just broke
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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