i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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