Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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