Can Purell be used as lube?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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