I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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