It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Randomize
