it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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