Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Randomize
