i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again