I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.