Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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