He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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