I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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