Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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