Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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