there was a trapeze. enough said
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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