What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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