i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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