Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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