I think i peed on brittanys purse
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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