He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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