Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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