we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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