BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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