Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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