Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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