If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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