please come you make the beer taste better
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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