So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
