problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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