did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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