I am puke
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
