I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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