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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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