You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
