i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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