names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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