9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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