So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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