We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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