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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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