i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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