this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Randomize
