Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
