don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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