Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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