He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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