great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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