make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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