I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Randomize
