Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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