check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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