I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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