ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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