I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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