he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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