So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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