Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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