Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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